Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

blob

someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.

i know a blob. her name is maddy.

by izz going down April 20, 2018

Blobbing

When come drips out of the vag after it has been filled

You haven't had sex in a while you shot so much come inside me I am blobbing now

by Markim May 10, 2018

hot blobbing

Hot blobbing is when sperm that is still hot runs down your leg or into your knickers

He filled me up so much that when it dripped out it was hot blobbing

by Markim March 14, 2018

Dicky Blob

A Dicky Blob is someone that doesn't engage their brain before acting.

You don't do it like that, Dicky Blob. You do it like this.

by Shuttstheone May 13, 2018