solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

Rim Job

The act of fixing, replacing, or repairing a rim.

Gotta get that rim Job done to my bike soon!

by Darkseid trusoloz June 23, 2022

Australian rim job

A butt licking that is counter clockwise

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job

by rockitjony October 2, 2022

Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

by Warbayne August 9, 2023

pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.

I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.

by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015

Rim Job

Slang term for a slam dunk in a basketball game.

“Hey did you see Lebron’s rim job in the game last night?”
“Yea bro!”

by superscooter233 January 30, 2018