Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Malcolm

The sweetest ever. Will outdress everyone and do it casually. Knows so many things. Malcolm Big Brain. Constantly working to make their brain more wrinkly. Very caring and very cute with some of the best taste in music. Malcolms are always so busy with all their friends and hoes in between working so much.

“Omg you made her a playlist, you’re such a Malcolm.”

by lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa November 23, 2021

Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3

Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3

by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022

Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Malcolm

pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.

She has a crush on Malcolm

by 8247872686324 April 4, 2022