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Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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Malcolm

Mostly chill, won't give af except of some things
He's an OK guy very random
Malcolm, yes
by Honestly bro yea August 13, 2021
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malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022
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Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!
You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!
by Cugar November 22, 2021
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Malcolm

Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!
by That khd January 15, 2024
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Malcolm

Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.
Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
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Malcolm

cool badass man who is loving and is really smart ask him anything and he will respond with a nice statement
Malcolm is smart
by n kv,dmndd December 1, 2020
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