What you don't have.
I can prove that you don't have a Life by the fact that you're looking at the definition of Life on Urbandictionary.
by aKidOnDrug January 30, 2021
Get the Lifemug. The reason I'm writing this.
by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 13, 2017
Get the lifemug. Life is like a play, which starts when the curtains open, and ends when they close. It is a chance to prove to everyone who you truly are. Will you be the hero or the villain? In any case, you will always be faced with problems and decisions. It is how you approach and take those decisions that tell us all about your character. It’s the same for life; you will always, from the day you were born until the day you die, be faced with difficult situations, and how you get out of those situations and solve the problem tells us all about you. You may lie and cheat your way to the top, making everyone believe you are someone you are not, but before those curtains close, justice always calls, and the truth is always unraveled showing everyone that you are either a lair and a coward, or that you are loyal and brave.
by A•Z July 16, 2020
Get the Lifemug. by Lamonde 177 June 4, 2018
Get the Lifemug. 
Iam "People often claim 'life isn't fair.' I don't think that's true. You have no frame of reference for that statement. Unless you can deduce the relative 'unfairness' of 'un-life' you have nothing to compare 'life' to in terms of 'fairness.' It seems (to me) that it's perfectly fair."
Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."
Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "
Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."
Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2022
Get the Lifemug. when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
Get the Lifemug.