crispy lid

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece

that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death

by Marky Mark87 May 27, 2011

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

crispy

like when you are sweating so much undreneath your armpits.

OMG krissy im super crispy because i was just running

by Natalia May 13, 2005

doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

by Awsome1 March 3, 2010

The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009