Catch me a comet

A amazing band based in the South of England in portsmouth that play pop punk music.

Man: Hey who is this amazing band
Bright Man: These are called Catch me a comet go buy the EP
Man: ok i will

by Ken Wook November 8, 2008

catch me a case

When you are mad at someone and about to kill em. You are going to I catch yourself a case by killing them and going to jail for it.

If he don't quit being a fucktard, Imma catch me a case.

by Aye2215 July 30, 2015

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

catch me with a fade

Catch me with a fade is an ghetto expression people use. It signifys that someone would like to square up, or fight you.

Ay are you the one that's been sleepin' with my girl? Lets go, catch me with a fade nigga

by alligator anonymous July 30, 2017

a lot of guys catch that ball

Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.

"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball

by idyt November 27, 2016

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019