Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008

catch the neck

to get a blowjob from a willing female

yo i caught the neck from your sister.......aye shorty can i catch the neck

by huge cock guy May 28, 2007

Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.

Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?

by MaryJane123 December 09, 2005

Catch-14

A Catch-14 is a situation where a solution to a trivial problem is rejected for nonsensical or nonexistent reasons. The name is a reference to one proposed title for the book Catch-22, which was rejected because the number 14 was not "funny enough".

"I had to stay late at work due to a Catch-14 my boss had with using an LDAP query to poll user information"

or

"I had to come in over the weekend to rewrite our back end code, the boss wanted to use magic quotes instead of mysqli because they were 'magic'"

"Catch 14 man" *smokes blunt*

by ADINSX_sa August 14, 2009

Catch the Fade

A phrase formed in southern San Diego, CA. It is mainly used to call out another in a fight.

Catch the fade, homie!

by rkrr July 20, 2010

deadliest catch

Pretty much the best show on the Discovery Channel. Its about the most dangerous job in America. It takes place in the Bering Sea in Unalaka Alaska. Someday I will be a greenhorn!

Did you watch the Deadliest Catch last tuesday?

by Corrie Modica June 09, 2007

Catch 200

The paradox in which someone with less than 200 friends on Facebook cannot make more as any potential friends are warded off by the pathetically low number of friends he already has.

Tim: Today I really hit it off with this girl in class but when I tried adding her on Facebook she rejected me.
Tom: It's probably because you only have 147 friends. It's a Catch 200.

by Abortions Tickle June 20, 2010