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Zombie Jesus Day 

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

Zombieland 

a dream come true for l4d/l4d2 gamers
I wish the world became zombieland.
Zombieland by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010

Sweet Zombie Jesus 

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"
Sweet Zombie Jesus by J.F.K. October 31, 2003

Zombie Company 

1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.
"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."
Zombie Company by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009
Word of the Day on March 19, 2009

fringe-zombie 

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.
Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.
"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.