shut ur mouth when your talking to me 

It means that you don’t want someone to speak to you.

Person #1: I don’t care
Victim #1: well did you hear…
Person #1: shut ur mouth when your talking to me.
Victim #1: *proceeds to feel offended*

shut ur mouth when your talking to me by Lillie123 <3 October 9, 2023

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 4, 2004

put my mouth where your diamond is 

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

put my mouth where your diamond is by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Flex seal your god damn mouth 

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

Flex seal your god damn mouth by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

you kiss your mother with that mouth? by 3h$@n December 6, 2012

You blow your father with that mouth? 

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.

Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho

You blow your father with that mouth? by Kfcmaster17 August 1, 2018

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister 

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister by DarkLite January 19, 2007