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You’re Joe king

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier
Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king
by KaysonDerulo69 June 7, 2024
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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
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“You’re lifting up the skirt bro”

A response phrase to say to a men when he asks you an inappropriate question regarding your body, sex life, or any insulting towards the individual. Also, men asking personal information that is unnecessary to know or uncomfortable for the individual. Another way of saying “back off that question”
“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you ask me about my boob size.

“You’re lifting up the skirt bro” when you asked me how many men I have had sex with”
by Totalbabe222 January 17, 2025
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You’re*

Yeah I heard Miles hates himself. The other day he corrected someone by saying “You’re*” I think we should jump him.
by Ihateyoumilesgetoutofmthead April 25, 2021
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You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.
by Southeastgal December 10, 2018
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You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022
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You’re hella irritating

Letting someone know that you are interested in them without saying directly.
OMG you’re hella irritating Davon!!! ;)
by You’re hella irritating July 19, 2020
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