yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

yoink

to pull at a subsonic velocity.

dude 1: man, i love my book
dude 2: yoink
dude 1: crap

by Dripin J May 7, 2020

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

Yoink

When You Yoink, it tends to be a quick swiping action of taking someones valuable possession/s (Mr.StealYoGIrl)

Damn Bruh, imma Yoink yuh girl...

by StonedSmerk April 30, 2019

Yoinked

To steal something.

Woow. That guy really yoinked her.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

yoink

The opposite of yeet. For when you grab something really fast. Usually coupled with yelling "yoink".

Katie grabbed the chocolate bar. "YOINK!" she yelled.

by OfficialRisottoNero February 14, 2019

Yoink

The act of grabbing something (usually at a fast speed).

Thought of as the opposite of yeet, but with equal force.

"My dog just yoinked my burger out of my hands. It happened so fast."

by Deebus21x October 6, 2019