Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

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The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.

Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.

by StudentsAgainstWisconsinEffect July 30, 2009

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Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people

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The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty

by Asset team May 1, 2015

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Wisconsin sunburn

When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line

"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"

by Bushfire September 2, 2015

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Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.

After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!

by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017

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