Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.

Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.

by StudentsAgainstWisconsinEffect July 30, 2009

Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.

My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.

by GHAC August 21, 2013

Wisconsin Whitetail

Screwing in the woods from behind while using a buck grunt. When you're about to cum shove a snowball in her ass

She wants me to give her a Wisconsin Whitetail next time we go hunting

by Arichrockcounty November 9, 2018

Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut

Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?

by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.

After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!

by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017