Winstons

My mate tried to look up his name and saw this

Why Winstons just why change your copany

by Hi my name is _______ October 18, 2020

winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Winston

A winston is a really cool guy and has a sidechik

Yo,i bet hes a winston

by Asad boi January 16, 2019

OVERWATCH WINSTON

THe sickest ape to chase your ass. you dash yo ass around, you look behind and you see a big banana head with a tesla ready to torch your ass
" Bruh, that donkey winston just killed me.

" Overwatch winston slapped me"

by Football vibes October 11, 2022

Girby orba winston

A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds

Dang Girby orba Winston!!

by Bottle eater July 20, 2022

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025