Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.

After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"

by chad9999 October 5, 2022

Winston

a beautiful dog who thinks he is a human. looks like he crys if you ignore him for 0.01 milliseconds. probably possessed by a nice ghost. kind of dumb. will do anything and everything for family to protecc.

that dog over there is such a winston.

by crunkylover1234567890 November 11, 2021

Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life

girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!

by oop_ kid April 28, 2021

Pulling a Winston

Getting 0 score in a video game or just sucking at life

Wow that guys totally pulling a Winston
How could you pull a Winston like that?

by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017

OVERWATCH WINSTON

THe sickest ape to chase your ass. you dash yo ass around, you look behind and you see a big banana head with a tesla ready to torch your ass
" Bruh, that donkey winston just killed me.

" Overwatch winston slapped me"

by Football vibes October 11, 2022

Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

Example sentences are:

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.

Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.

by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020