wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.

Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.

by kangaroocash August 26, 2020

WiFi boy

WiFi boy is a boy who ended his mother because of bad WiFi, the tail is one that is very long and important to today’s infrastructure of pop culture. The demise of WiFi boy’s mother sparked the renaissance of new times.

“Bro you remember when WiFi boy floored his mum?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

wifi

something nobody can live without

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!

by bill triangle August 26, 2021

Wifi Bands

digital currency

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today

by YungDegen May 18, 2024

wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.

Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.

by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016