whiskey kitty

Similar to whiskey dick; after having consumed alcohol you try to have sex, but can't get off (climax) because your clit and vagina are numb to sensation

James - "We've been fucking for an hour are you ever cum?"
Shaniqua - "Just do what you gotta do, I got whiskey kitty and can't get off.

by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022

Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 6, 2017

dinosaur whiskey

gasoline

Hey, before we leave on this trip I gotta get some dinosaur whiskey.

by Wayne E. Day February 23, 2011

whiskey trolley

When a dude goes back and forth from multiple holes as your pulling his "ding ding" in an open air facility.

Hey we're ridin the whiskey trolley all night long at crater lake national forest. #dingding

by Jebus 003 January 28, 2017

whiskey whore

Generally, a female denizen of a dive bar over 35 who drinks and smokes non-stop. She will look decades older than she is and have a frog voice from years of smoking and drinking rot gut booze. Buy her a few rounds and she's good to go...if you dare.

It was really late when we hit the bar; we were so desperate we shagged a couple of whiskey whores.

by Pablo Cervantes October 10, 2013

whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion

I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

by Spiralogy March 19, 2015

Slutty Whiskey

Four fingers of the cheap stuff.

There's no pleasure in a Slutty Whiskey, its about getting the job done.

by BeazMony July 2, 2021