Girls who go to GGW parties trying to get their tits on video so that they can brag about it or hoping that it will launch their career.
Ebony just knew that if she could get on the next GGW tape that record labels would be dying to sign her, everyone knew she was a Girls Gone Wild Wench.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Girls Gone Wild Wenchmug. noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.
"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".
by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008
Get the Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wenchmug. the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Captain josh December 15, 2007
Get the Wood plank wenchmug. A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
Get the Taste my champagne wenchmug. by dothacker5 April 8, 2005
Get the busty tavern wenchmug. the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!
Kevin: That fat bitch?
Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007
Get the wood plank wenchmug. Man 1: Man what time is it
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white
by rocko caine January 1, 2017
Get the fornicate wenches acquire currencymug.