Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.

Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"

by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021

Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.

The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.

by TDSMTD November 10, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

Who fucking knows what this word means. It's been #1 on trending on UD for almost 3 years and apparently nobody has found the correct definition for it.

John: Dude what the fuck is Watermelon Sugar
Leroy: Idk man

by SilverShark April 13, 2021

Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 6, 2021