wood-ridge

Where I'm from. People from outside Bergen/Hudson/Passaic counties constantly confuse it with Woodbridge, which sucks because we're maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the title of "faggiest state governor in American history." Lots of little white emo kids, usually Italian, Irish, or Polish with parents who grew up in Hudson County or somewhere else nearby. Also originally home to Frankie Muniz and that pigeon lady, but I think she's supposed to move out by next year? Far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper Bergen County. Solid middle and/or working class for the most part. The entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they're putting a goddamned strip mall with mini McMansions and a middle school in there now.

Wood-Ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. Wesmont sucks though, Curtiss-Wright was a great place to go get drunk and do shit.

by someone18 September 8, 2006

Wood daver

A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)

Here goes the wood-daver train, it's taking off, it's a new century!

by Mary Mangan January 11, 2004

Wood pusher

term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone

That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

Wood Chucking

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!

by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017

wood pusher

the name forced by the name fruit booter

if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it

by fruitboot May 6, 2004

Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011