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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer
by Huggabear July 13, 2012
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The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.
Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.
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Wisconsin Bounce

When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.
Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.
by One night in AA December 7, 2019
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Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.
It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.
by Socially Distant October 8, 2020
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Wisconsin Whitetail

Screwing in the woods from behind while using a buck grunt. When you're about to cum shove a snowball in her ass
She wants me to give her a Wisconsin Whitetail next time we go hunting
by Arichrockcounty November 9, 2018
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Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.
I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon
by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023
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Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.
After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!
by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017
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