Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.

Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.

by StudentsAgainstWisconsinEffect July 30, 2009

Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people

Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty

by Asset team May 1, 2015

Wisconsin sunburn

When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line

"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"

by Bushfire September 2, 2015

Wisconsin Bounce

When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.

Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.

by One night in AA December 7, 2019

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 8, 2020

almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.

Fuck living in almond wisconsin

by Red dragon November 30, 2017