by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 4, 2021
Get the reading plusmug. When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
Get the Close Readingmug. Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
Get the Night Readingmug. The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016
Get the Bed-Readingmug. Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
by Asianchild December 28, 2013
Get the Reading a magazinemug. 1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007
Get the read a bookmug. by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
Get the reading materialmug.