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wifi power

You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.
Hey MOM TURN THE WIFI POWER BACK ON!
by mlksaj May 21, 2021
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LS wifi

this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it
LS wifi is something more
by squatting parrot October 4, 2021
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Wifi Bunny

Noun / Slang

1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.

2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.
“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”
by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025
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wifi

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!
by bill triangle August 26, 2021
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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020
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The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.
"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone
by Munrokr May 26, 2014
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Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
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