whatever wets your harbour

It means when a girl is turned on by somthing and it makes her "wet"(produce a natural lubracation from her vagina ready for sexual intercourse)

katie: i love it when they wink like that!
Peter: Whatever wets your harbour...

by Aiden Lee November 7, 2005

Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

whatever rows your boat

Proper saying, instead of floats your boat.
Whatever makes you happy

"Should we get icecream or pizza?"
"Whatever rows your boat!"

by Smartguy321 May 11, 2014

Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

by hahaBAM August 22, 2011