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VSCO girl

The cancer of modern society, the retards that think posting about turtles on their insta story will actually fucking save them, don’t forget the signature hydroflask, tube tops , Birkenstock’s or converses. Common ways to identify a VSCO girls is to look out for their language, generally including the vocabulary such as “and I oop...” or “SKSKSKSKSKSKKSK” “OMG YASSS GURL I LOVE THAT HYDROFLASKSSKSKSKKSKSKS”, should you hear this language, gtfo before it’s too late.
Them: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK OMG GURLLLL THAT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUUUU, AND I OOP, SKSKSKSKSKSKS PASS MY HYDROFLASK
Me: Fucking VSCO girls
by IndoorBadger669 August 30, 2019
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VSCO girl

VSCO girl: *drops hydroflask* “and I oop sksksks
Person: “SHUT THE FUCK UP
by _thotimusprime August 20, 2019
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Vsco girl

Hey sksksksksks hydroflas- SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES IF YOU GET BEAT AT HOME HOOOOOOLLLYYYY SHIT GOD DAMN NO ONE LIKES VSCO GIRLS
by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019
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Vsco Girl

A spawn of satan, a total tard. Never seen without a hydroflask and a multitude of scrunchies made in the 90’s. Proclaims “SAVE THE TURTLES” every other fucking word, and only speaks the language of “SKSKSKSK”. Wouldn’t surprise me if their chromosome count was over 9,000.
Imma fucking shoot myself if I hear another vsco girl shout save the turtles again.
by Billy BigDick765 September 16, 2019
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VSCO GIRL

Teenage girl that loves jean shorts and black workout pant but sits and eats ice cream all day watching “Friends” and “The Office” When leaving the house wearing her scrunchies and her white checkered Vans has her Burt’s Bee’s chapstick Kanken Classic with her Hydro Flask Covered in stickers from Etsy with the straw lid going on a drive to the beach in her White Jeep Wrangler
“That basic VSCO girl”

“That’s a basic VSCO Instagram
by Random Def’s July 29, 2019
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VSCO GIRL

An annoying person that never shuts up about saving the damn turtles
Omg I'm a VSCO girl I always want to save the turtles and-i-oop sksksksksksks
by Want to tell the people the de September 28, 2019
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VSCO girl

A vsco girl is a type of female that usually wear scrunchies, cover themselves in stickers and usually overly-protective over the environment mainly about plastic straws. They also have a few catchphrases that tend to be pretty annoying such as "sksksksksksk" and "and I oop-" they are mostly hated by the internet.
Person 1:hey that girl looks pretty hot should I slide??
Person 2:no I don't think so she looks like a vsco girl
Person 1:fuck man
by the_isa September 2, 2019
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