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Battlefield: Vietnam

the newest game in the awsome battlefield series.takes place in vietnam(duh)and lets you fly choppers, shoot m16s, and drive in big boats.(in otherwords, serious fun)
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timmy555:whoa dude!i just blew that chopper up witha mortar!awsome!
by the rekad playa June 28, 2004
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Vietnamese Shame Wheel

You write your dirtiest fantasies on a wheel and spin it. Whatever it lands on you and your partner do that.
"Bro we totally used the Vietnamese Shame Wheel last night. We got to 69
by HAMILTON!!! September 4, 2016
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Vietnam Tom

The act of old(er) man putting a beat down on punk.
Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Mike: did you see the janitor beat up the new kid?

John: yeah man, he Vietnam Tomed him.
by ThingsMyManSez January 1, 2011
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vietnamese chokehold

after one has acquired an erection and is desperate to make it unnoticeable, or gone, they put there penis in the Vietnamese chokehold, this is where you take your penis and position it so that is is pointing towards your belly button make it so that the girth of it is firmly restrained by the belt line, making it unnoticeable. the act of doing this can also cut off circulation, difusing the blood quickly. getting rid of the erection quickly and easily.
adam:so the other day in gym class i popped one, do you know what i did
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
by doug_nd_adam December 26, 2011
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Vietnam Booby Trap

When a dude goes down to South East Asia and tries to rape a hooker but it turns out she has a dick and ends up raping you!
Brett White took a week off of work to go to the Indian Red Light District and ended up coming home early after he fell into a Vietnam Booby Trap.
by 8===)(===8:(96 March 23, 2011
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vietnam war

Yet another example of France fucking up and the US riding in to bail their sorry asses out. Unfortunately for them, it didn't work out as well as the World Wars and the US got a bloody nose. Statistically the war went relatively well for America, but gross political mismanagement and the mass media's attempts to force public opinion against the war crippled the military's efforts and America ultimately had to pull out. Basically, the Vietnam War was lost in America, not in Vietnam.
The USA could have easily won the Vietnam War by playing fast and hard, but worthless politicians kept them on such a tight leash they could only hope to tickle North Vietnam and only after being punched in the face. Or we could have returned de Gaulle's favor and told the damn frogs to fuck off in the beginning and spared ourselves the whole experience.
by C++ June 22, 2006
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Vietnam War

The only war the United States has ever lost. After WW2 and the rise of the USSR, North Vietnam became a communist region. The US was afraid that if South Vietnam fell to communism, other small countries would also become communist. At first they sent advisors to the South's army but they needed extra support so US troops were sent. It was a war of attrition, victories were won not by total area gained but by body count. It was a very nasty war, with a lot of hatred by the American public. Over 50,000 american soldiers died, as opposed to the 2 million North Vietnamese killed. A lot of American pilots were shot down and captured as POWs and sent to camps, such as the famous "Hanoi Hilton" that became a symbol of the barbaric Vietcong. Contrary to popular belief, the US never lost a battle in Vietnam. Nixon decided to pull out due to the negative opinion of the war and to secure his reelection calling it "Peace with honor". The State Dept lost the war folks, not the military.
My ROTC instructor was a Huey pilot in the Vietnam War.
by steven63 March 1, 2012
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