verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

by KingKongDave May 15, 2015

vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

vertical line test

the way to determine if a relation is a function

A method to determine a relation is a function is a vertical line test

by Mary-Jane Parker February 20, 2018

Vertical Lips

While horizontal lips refer to the lips on a person's face, vertical lips refer to a woman's labia.

Person A: "I want to kiss your lips."

Person B: "Horizontal? Or vertical lips?"

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019

vertical

vertical is a 5 peice metal band that will take the world by storm with their KICKASS music. they are the breed under verical (followers of the 1 and only high God) and spread his message to ears all through the world. Gods word has never sounded so good WAHOO!

"i heard vertical play live, and dam they rock!!!"

by Scotty July 25, 2004

Vertical Hitler

When one sits on the toilet back-too front and extrudes human feces down the front side of the bowl creating a vertical line.

I went back to her house after the party and found out she was a man, i didnt want to be to rude so I laid a Vertical Hitler in the toilet bowl and left.

by Skull Monkey 112233 October 30, 2010