Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.

Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.

by garnetvalley August 17, 2011

Capo Valley High School

A semi large school mostly filled with "fresh" kids "hooking up" at parties thrown every night in traditional million dollar Mission Viejo homes that arn't ocupied by the overly botox injected/ conservative christian parents. A school known for a sucky football team who thinks that they're the shit. The theme song for the school is Black and Yellow, by Wiz Califia. Other than the sterotypes, Capo is an okay school with rudimentary drama that occurs almost everyday.

LIKE OMG, I went to that crazy Capo Valley High School party last weekend and my top fell off in the pool and I got so drunk that when I walked home, I couldn't remember the password into my gated community

by Allma July 4, 2011

valley center

A small town of about 6,000, north of escodido south of oceanside and fallbrook, town contains palomar mountain, pala, rincon and pauma valley. town has mom and pop shops, couple gas stations loaded with indians (natives), mexicans and white people mainly mexicans and indians, newer high school. many indian reservations .most kids smoke weed behind the school during school. most people are poor, some new developements, loaded with orange and avocado groves lots of horses. place in San Diego that grows the most weed, high teenage pregnancy % no entertainment, a dairy farm, marijuana feilds, desesert, wildfires, gangs, fights, good at football. If you live here you will probably have problems with drugs, sex, and life later on. fun town no parties get rolled by cops
and lots of teen drunk driving crashes. teaches and security guards that deal drugs to students.

lets go to vc and get some og kush
lets go to the palomar marijuana fields
i know a great place to get E
you wanna get high in the orange groves
let go to Esco and fight some mexicans
lets smoke a bob marley in front of Mrs. ******** room
she**y is pregnant
lets go to hellhole canyon
lets go to the football game this friday
lets go to o'side to go to the beach
lets go to valley center to fight some hicks

by craigslist84 January 30, 2010

death valley clown car

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.

Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!

by DepravedDinosaurKing April 28, 2011

Great Valley High School

A building where the purest form of torture is bound to occur. Whether its from the shitty ass teachers or the guys forcing girls to give them blow jobs till they throw up. When you first walk into the school you will be welcomed by a wave of minty fresh air thanks to all the juuling. But thats not all! Walk in a little further and you will find weed in the bathrooms, and smuggled LSD tabs! Avoid the staircases or you might walk in on some actions that don't need to be seen by your virgin eyes. But beware if you run up the stairs too fast you might just tumble into another cheating scandal, each one headed by a douche-bag jock thats too busy practicing kissing his pillow to figure out how to do algebra 1. In the valley we pride ourselves on getting mediocre grades thanks to the 10 smart kids per grade that distribute their work to the rest of their class, but don't worry its not cheating when your hiding behind the macbook screen your daddy bought you.If you want to know more about our lovely school just give us a google where you can find some more of our scandals (and their sponsors) on the news.

Thanks to Great Valley High school i now have to deal with a lifetime of AIDS

Thanks to Great Valley High School the United States abortion rates have now increased by 2.8%

by satansidehoe69 January 20, 2019

Simi Valley

A very very boring city. Once was one of the safest cities in America but now is nowhere even close. A city filled with tweakers and a major Heroine epidemic. All of the high schools are filled with snotty white kids and wannabe thug “skater kids” who are addicted to their juul, and can not go a single class period without a “juul break” in the bathroom. A city with nothing to do so everyone goes to the valley. Every teenager who lives in Simi Valley dreams of leaving Simi Valley for good. In the 60’s there was a nuclear outbreak very close to Simi, and people are still feeling the effects of the radiation fifty years later even though the government doesn’t want to admit it. Lastly, a mall where even an Apple store couldn’t survive because it kept getting robbed, and was getting no business. In short, Simi Valley is a small city filled with druggies, nicotine addicted teens, and conservatives who have nothing to do past six o’clock.

Teen 1: Let’s do something fun tonight!
Teen 2: Are you stupid? We can’t we live in Simi Valley. Let’s just go Juul in the bathroom.

by Shower Handle February 18, 2019

wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries

wreake is a load of shite!!

by Matt April 23, 2005