Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

Flaming Vine by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008

oh shit vine 

a pesky strong vine that you trip over as walking.

damn its dark out here, and damn, this brush is so- oh shit! i just tripped over an oh shit vine!

oh shit vine by pockets1213 October 10, 2006

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine 

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

grape vine 

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest

One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.

grape vine by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012

Plucking the Grape from the Vine 

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Plucking the Grape from the Vine by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008

rip vine 

the term used for the death of a platform that started lots of amazing and revolutionary memes. Vine was the platform to cure your depression. It is also the place where a lot of extremely weird (in the bad way) people started their career (e.g. Jake Paul, Lele Pons, King Bach, Amanda Cerny).

''I watched some R.I.P Vine yesterday to get my mind off things.''

''R.I.P Vine''

''rip vine but very late''

rip vine by Peejeondesu October 24, 2017

Garlic Vine 

THE GREATEST PVZ 2 PLANT TO EVER EXIST!!!!

A: I LOVE GARLIC VINE!

B: ME TOO!

C: AMONG US!

Garlic Vine by Purple_Tomato July 13, 2022