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scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep
by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.
he nearly blew his pfoofer valve
by random cat March 4, 2015
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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.
I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.
by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025
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Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!
by Clamskipper January 26, 2010
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upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 20, 2019
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