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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.
"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"
by StreetMutt March 19, 2015
mugGet the two point onemug.
This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".
CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022
mugGet the I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large sodamug.

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
by webromani June 5, 2022
mugGet the one-twomug.

two stick, one chain

Two Stick One Chain Means A Nunchuck
Leonardo: Mikey wheres to two stick, one chain
Mikey: My Nunchuck
by Cyxz Dickrider June 19, 2023
mugGet the two stick, one chainmug.

One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.
Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.
by gangsterbob September 24, 2025
mugGet the One Twomug.

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