When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".
i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010
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Joe - Dude last night I was fuckin' mary in the ass, and when i pulled out, the inside of her ass popped out!
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Zack - Dude, you gave her a pink tulip haha.
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Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.
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by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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Famously, Chuck: "Here's a tip - lose the tulip"
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by Joleee January 16, 2021
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