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Tuba

The most beautiful woman in the world with the heart of an angel. Tubas have the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. If you come across a Tuba be sure to bag her up because she’s the best thing ever. She perfect.
Look at Tuba over there being all cute
by Thaq November 22, 2021
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small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.
“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”
by OldBearEric April 21, 2018
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tuba year

A year plus 20 days; used to promote end of the year annual memberships that give you the remaining part of this year as well in addition to the full future year. Similar to a baker’s dozen to show an added value.
Universal Studios was offering a tuba year annual pass before Christmas to hopefully sell more to the locals to use the week after Christmas.
by Vinfeeble2 November 30, 2023
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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
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Tuba

Tuba is a middle eastern muslim name. It is a common Turkish, Arab, Paki, and Afghan name. Tuba means a tree from heaven in the Quran. It also means a blessing. Tuba's are known for being very beautiful, good hearted and hot. This girl is has the biggest heart and that's what makes her gorgeous. She always sees the good in people. Whoever that meets her will be the luckiest person and happiest person. She is so down to earth. Shy at first but very real once you are her friend.
Tuba is a gorgeous girl
by IK77 November 23, 2021
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Skin Tuba

the art of while eating ass, you begin to blow, as if you are giving them a raspberry but on their asshole. the other partner will then make Tuba sounds like from the song from veggietales
me and my girl just finished watching a classical movie, inspired me to play the Skin tuba
by FaggimusPrime November 25, 2025
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