hot turtle 

The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.

When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.

hot turtle by Jennifer Vonfingertrap July 14, 2015

Turtle Fence 

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.

Tom erected the turtle fence to help save the turtles.

Turtle Fence by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

Urinal Turtle 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

Urinal Turtle by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

turtle sniffing cotton 

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

turtle sniffing cotton by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

Catapult Turtle by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009