truck in a dress

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.

Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Trucker Ready

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

truckervask

Når man sprøjter sig til i deo for ikke at lugte af sved

"Var du i bad i morges?" "Nej, jeg tog mig bare en truckervask

by likeastarstruck November 26, 2015

Truck Porn

Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.

Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".

by AsphaltDragon October 21, 2017

Tractor Bait

When a farmgirl (redneck) wants to sell something for there father they hook up with another man and persuade the man to buy it from him and then leave him

Ron: I got tractor baited again
Bill: Same with me man
Tommy: Damn that makes 3 of us

by Iliketrainskid72 June 17, 2018

Trucker Gavin

A slang word used to describe an individual who commits degenerate acts while wearing a timberland hat.

Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in equality!

Trucker Gavin doesn’t believe in mouth to anal, only anal to mouth!

Why would I walk in the front door when I can walk in the back! - Trucker Gavin

by Thedyingrepublic December 6, 2018