Trigger Finger

One's preffered finger for masturbating, (female).

Jill rocked her trigger finger back and forth until her little-man-in-the boat stood up.

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

The Trident

Fingering technique used by the pros. You use your thumb, middle finger, and pinky to penetrate your vagina, vagooch, and asshole. (similar to the shocker)

Dude that kid has a vagooch! He probably uses the trident on himself often.

by zergleman1 January 19, 2011

tridecagram

a thriteen pointed star

i have a tridecagram necklace

by katelynn norton September 17, 2007

Triggernut

The feeling/ sentiment you get when you're so confused, you don't really know what to do/say. You're just triggernut.

Joe-"Dude, I eat nails for breakfast."
Tyler-"So what?"
Joe-"...without any MILK!"
Tyler-"Damn.. I'm triggernut right now."

by BDmasta October 31, 2011

Triggerfended

When you are extremely mad and offended at the same time.

Person 1: Omg I am so triggerfended!!

Person 2: What?
Person 1: I am mad and offended. Debra took my seat at lunch and called me a 51st looser!
Person 2: Oh...

by BinaryDawn May 30, 2016

triggerfuck

/ˈtriɡərfək/

Verb: Trolling which incites emotional pain.
Noun: Someone who is easily trolled or incited to emotion. Someone who spends a lot of their time espousing petty ideologies online, also may have a vitamin D deficiency and no reason to live.

Jimmy and Stacy triggerfucked the church when they lit up the spliff.

"Oh him? He's just a triggerfuck. His parents didn't love him so he lives to hate women on facebook now."

by vosenterprises July 20, 2016

triage eligable

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017