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Tristan

A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.
Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?

Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.

1 hour later

Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH
by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018
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TRISTAN

People with this name tend to be idealistic, highly immaginative, intuitive, and spiritual. They seek after spiritual truth and often find it. They tend to be visionary and may inspire others. If they fail to develop their potential, they may become dreamers, or misuse power. With this name their's a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. They would rather focus on large, important issues, and delegate the details. Could be known as one of the elite.
The accomplishments Tristan has acheived, with his open mindset. Shows why he is noticed as one of the elite with the anish lifestyle.
by Tric3ratops July 10, 2018
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Tristan is a juicy goosey
by HoverDoughnut June 8, 2018
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Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
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Tristan

A human being who hates all other human beings for reasons such as their religion, race, physical well-being, name, gender, sexuality, hair colour, financial stability and any other thing that he could possibly use against them. He often expresses these thoughts to people. Whilst under the influence of marijuana, the only word he knows how to say is 'Nigger' (provided he has encouragement from his friend who he hates because of his lack of house). He is also a great Dad, despite his hatred. His offspring are the only good humans in his mind.
Tristan is facing another court case for a hate crime.
by jdogneilhole January 14, 2018
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Tristan is a white backstabbing little boy he could be your friend one day and could be your enemy the next by doing some stupid shit
Guy:Tristan reported me for a joke I made

Tristan:well that's what you
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FEMALE!!! Tristan is a caring girl that is an amazing friend. She is always there for them no matter. She becomes shy when she gets complimented. And just is a sweet person in general. She has an amazing love for sports and loves being with people that are nice non-drama people. Her best friend is usually a Emily.
Tristan went to her friend's house on a Friday.
by LilyRose2021 August 24, 2017
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