Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.

Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.

by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006

are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.

mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.

by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020

ur family tree lgbt

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*

by Zigtec May 13, 2018

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008