traumatisedxavier

a really really awesome tik toker who is really really cool and swag.

“woah! traumatisedxavier just posted go look at it now or perish 👿👿”

by lmaowtflol June 22, 2021

Trunade

(n) a breeze that is strong enough to pick up cards and put them back into your hand.

Tim: God Dammit Jim, stop using Giant Trunade. It's banned for a reason.
Jim: Make me.

by Confussed-Oddish July 1, 2021

trauma shaming

When someone who has been affected mentally or psychologically by a trauma, or even a bad upbringing, is criticized for the behavior they display as a result of the trauma, with those criticizing seemingly forgetting, or not knowing the reason behind this behavior. Some may continue to criticize the person with the trauma even when explained the reason, claiming that the trauma doesn't "justify" their behavior. In the case of fictional characters, expect one to call a trauma-stricken character "annoying" for lashing out.

Commenter: "Ugh, just watching Degrassi Junior High right now and Spike is so rude towards Shane! Like why is she like that towards that poor boy?"
Another commenter: "Dude, she literally has an absent father and she got pregnant at 14. Stop trauma shaming.".

by Spike from Degrassi November 8, 2021

trauma-tripping

Similar to guilt-tripping, this is when someone brings up traumatic experiences that aren't relevant to the conversation at all, and is only brought up so that they can make a person feel bad. Usually, this is done in response to being called out for something

Megan: "I can't believe you stole my shoes. You could've just asked me.

Naomi: Well, I have cancer so the least you could do is let me borrow your stuff sometimes.

Megan: Why are you trauma-tripping me right now...?

by st4riiskies February 21, 2023

link trauma

Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.

fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now

asstard2000: wtf? what happened?

fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!

fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!

by tentaclebombs October 16, 2009

Post Traumatic Sale Disorder

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.

John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."

by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014