transformerphile

A person (usually a man) who is totally obsessed with everything to do with transformers - the movie, the action figures ect. - that they constantly blow off their friends for the sake of watching the movie for the 23rd time or playing the video game, maybe even just playing with their optimus prime action figure while trying to work out another excuse for not coming to the movies. These people have a disease called transformosis,of which the symtoms are pasty skin, no girlfriend and only having a shower once a week because there isnt enough time to be clean when you could be playing with transformers.

Ted: hey jake, have you seen joe around?
Jake: nope, he totally blew me off for transformers AGAIN!
Ted: wow, what a transformerphile.
Jake: yeah i think he has a serious case of transformosis, and he stinks!

by hmmmph charbar January 3, 2009

Transformation Chamber

A very extreme version of "beer goggles".

when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.

guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!

guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.

guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...

guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.

by MadaoxSama September 28, 2009

transgoogleation

An automatic translation via google

Slashdot "According to the Spiegel Online article (2transgoogleation here)"

by pkwatz January 16, 2010

Transloovania

The origin of all sloots.

Guy 1: Damn that chick is fine... but it's weird cause she wears high heels like every day.
Guy 2: Bro you know shes from Transloovania right?
Guy 1: Well fuck. Thanks for killing my boner.

by FakeSteez November 15, 2011

Transformer

A person that had a sex change operation, or dresses like the opposite sex

I saw a group of transformers at the park dressed like chicks.

by sdhde June 2, 2015

Transformasian

When that really smart white kid starts hanging out with them and "becomes" one by osmosis

I keep hearing about this really smart Kyle kid, is he Asian?
No, he's Transformasian. Without meeting him you would think he is tho

by Pussydestoyer6969 November 23, 2015

Transformation Tuesday

When an obnoxious person posts before and after pictures on Tuesday. They actually post them every day, but Tuesday is the important one. Most people who post these pictures have obviously not lost weight. It's truly obnoxious, if you do, your friends will certainly talk shit about you.

"Hey, did you see that Chris is posting his Transformation Tuesday pics? Which one is the before picture, I can't tell?

by Vapethat February 14, 2017