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Transformasian

When that really smart white kid starts hanging out with them and "becomes" one by osmosis
I keep hearing about this really smart Kyle kid, is he Asian?
No, he's Transformasian. Without meeting him you would think he is tho
by Pussydestoyer6969 November 23, 2015
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Enterprise Transformation

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."
Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.
by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010
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Transformation

A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
by E hates Q July 27, 2019
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digital transformation

A term passed off as thought leadership by bottom rung B2B software executives in order to sell vaporware to gullible buyers. It is often used alongside other overused or outdated buzz terms like cloud, IoT, smart sensors, 3D printing, AI, machine learning, big data, and mobile. It helps disguise the fact that the company doesn’t know or care about what its customers need, and are incapable of developing offerings that are new, innovative, differentiated, or even of minimal value.
We understand the market pressures you’re facing and that’s why we’re re-imagining the solutions you’re going to need to fuel your next stage of growth, and are committed to partnering with you along your journey and delivering best-in-class solutions that support your digital transformation strategy across the value chain.
by Pavlovian Bell October 30, 2018
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Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.
* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"
by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006
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digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer
by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018
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bitch transformation

when someone who used to be undervalued and/or bullied suddenly transforms into a whole new bitch. This person turns arrogant, argumentative, disrespectful, and selfish, and their friends can't handle their new personality because that's not who they were three days ago.
Mae: Mella is going through a bitch transformation! She started keeping her resting bitch face, puts on her earbuds to ignore her friends, and is utterly rude!

Tiona: Tell me something I don't know. Mella was walking with her head up and rolling her eyes everytime she laid her eyes on someone.
Mae: She's in a whole new world of hers that nobody wants to be in.
by skyrocketstar100 May 17, 2020
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