The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.
by Cristobal H. September 9, 2010
Get the 13th Tradition mug.Traditional, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who refuses to accept Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more open-minded, Modern type.
Often spoken in contrast to the more open-minded, Modern type.
Jane is a traditional Chinese girl. She's disinclined to physical intimacy, she believes in love BEFORE sex, nor does she go to bars or discos to meet boys.
by Tom Laoshi August 24, 2005
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1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.
They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.
Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.
Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.
2. Assholism
They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.
Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.
Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.
2. Assholism
1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.
2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark is an asshole
-Therefore-
Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.
2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark is an asshole
by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012
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by jacob917 October 26, 2006
Get the trading post mug.A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.
I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.
by T Nova August 11, 2014
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