tampon

A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation.
Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula
Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.

cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.

by Stolle September 3, 2006

chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007

tampon rock

a vulgar phrase used by men to describe mostly "folk-y" music made by women, to demean them.

jock: "i hate their tampon rock, Nickleback RULES".

by riot_grrl April 29, 2010

tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

by Densa January 18, 2007

tampon

The world's best fix for nose bleeds.

Look at that freak with the tampon! At least his nose isn't bleeding

by track_climb_hike_camp April 14, 2011

tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

Tampon

An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating

"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."

by Dismantled March 29, 2007