Tom

Tom is absolutely gorgeous, and he has the bluest of eyes. He is so good looking and could be a model. He is usually tall, compared to most people. Most girls want to be with him, but they only like him for his looks. When you get to know him, he can be so caring... if he likes you. He is also the most confusing person you will ever meet. If you gets signs that he is interested in you or someone else, you will be oddly surprised, because he probably doesn't. Even if he tells you, he could definitely be lying. He seems like a loyal and kind bf, but really he only cares about himself and his guys friends. TRUST ME, AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT LIKE SOMEONE CALLED TOM, AND IF YOU EVER GET TOGETHER, I SWEAR TO YOU IT WILL NOT LAST LONG, AND HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART. THIS IS COMING FROM ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS, DON'T GET WITH HIM IF YOU'RE A GIRL.

girl 1: wow look at tom!! he is so handsome.
girl 2: trust me, he seems perfect but he is the most confusing person you will EVER meet.

by Eliza_AKA_Lizzzza October 20, 2018

Tom

Fuck yall dont search my name we all know how i am.

Fuck yall its just a name
Tom is a guy who can be weird but he is fine and ugly tho while he cares about people

But yall are gay

by Restless_stan October 22, 2019

tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.

My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

by Queen without a cuntry July 3, 2009

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 11, 2011

tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!

by Project Mayhem April 1, 2008

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski January 9, 2008