School

The hell that you have to go to for 5 days a week for the rest of your childhood and teenhood.

Guy 1: Hey guys-
Guy 2: Shut your fucking mouth if you're going to talk about school.

by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 20, 2018

school

A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!

by Caesar January 15, 2005

school

place where you learn shit

school is the place where you learn about shit

by #75 May 16, 2006

schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

by noobtastic April 20, 2006

school

torchure chamber for kids/teens

school is a demo for prison but for kids

by wolfzo February 21, 2022

School

S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
O.f
O.ur
L.ives

"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

school

A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.

Hey man, how is school?
What the fuck do you think?

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016