Since Satan cannot always come out an ruin you lives everyday to all of you, he came up with a plan, that soon became a worldwide torture used everywhere. School.
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Helpless Student: Ms. Smith, I have finished all my 10 essays in our 45 minutes of our class. I have a bladder problem and really need to use the -
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
by asurvivingvictim February 20, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. by Caesar January 15, 2005
Get the schoolmug. by #75 May 16, 2006
Get the schoolmug. Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
Get the schooledmug. school is the worst it is shit shit shit shit shit I want to kill myself jump off a bridge and die diefwfwqefewqfeargreqgeqrg3eqrgeqrgqregeqgeqrgegeg help help help help help help mem memememememememmeeeee;oewfewjkeowifjkowifjeiwpfkwoefkowiefijewifjiwefjrehughrui i just need to get out of this hellhole just please help eewwewfewrgerjgerwighe4wruighvesrutihgerhgherigheurgherugherighureghegherghegegqeugrhergreigheiwhgehuwh ergfherghh the teachers suck they do nothing for you they give you no help they are lazy and mean and cruel and abusive just come to my house and kill me plz fdqerferawfgrwqrfgeqrgeqrgerqgewrsfgearwrger
by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021
Get the schoolmug. by RedstoneTrippy August 15, 2018
Get the schoolmug. by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
Get the Schoolmug.