tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender October 15, 2007

Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.

Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.

by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013

balls and tissue

beach ball battle

get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack

by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013

scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.

Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.

by LilJa December 18, 2013