torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Tweaky torch

A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.

I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch

by Metthew February 4, 2021

torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch

Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank

by santaklawze August 2, 2012

Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.

Hey look at that human torch!!

by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011

Torch

Something really cool, lit even.

Wow Hunter, that's so torch.

by Faeborne December 30, 2023

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

torch

Its a sexy door

Thats a really torchy door you got there

by wtfmommy April 30, 2023