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Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023
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Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.
by Sexydimma May 14, 2021
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Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019
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All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.
“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner
by Orcafalls October 23, 2023
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marathon mode

When you listen to a specific artist and their entire catalog in order to prepare in seeing them live (within a day or a week or even longer)
Going into marathon mode now for that Nickelback show tomorrow.
by Gideon Gordon Graves August 17, 2010
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NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac March 10, 2011
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