landen maneuver

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

derodeff maneuver

Being completely out of commission, via hangover or other sickness, yet magically pulling yourself together to give a technical presentation to clients and management; leaving them to never know you are wanting to just die. This is followed by finding a soft place to die in peace.

I pulled off the DeRodeff Maneuver yesterday. No one in the meeting could tell that I was suffering a wicked stomach virus, and that I had just got done purging all internal organs before speaking.

by Reaper698 August 28, 2015

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.

"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

by A Random Moped November 25, 2013

The Daedalus Maneuver

A sexual act where the male or female partner positions themselves on the hands and knees, lower their head down and keeps there butt up like doggy style. The other partner pushes their lubricated middle and index finger into the kneeling partners anus while shouting fire as their fingers enter

I could be worse, it could be like getting a The Daedalus Maneuver from a Callused lumber jack

by PodcastMTMU June 5, 2021

hoover maneuver

While taking someone from behind, you pull their arms back while lifting them up off the bed. You then proceed to angle them downward rubbing their face on the carpeted floor while making "vroom vroom" noises.

Dude, I totally busted out the Hoover Maneuver on that broad last night...

Yeah, she kicked me out after, but it was worth it!

by El V January 10, 2008

hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.

jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

by swanson swayze June 3, 2006

The Stiverson Maneuver

When a man sticks his dick in a girls anus, then tasers her. Supposedly this will cause a tighter sensation. However, it sucks once you realize you're getting shocked too.

See above-"The Stiverson Maneuver"

by Anonymous 123123 January 14, 2009