Clogged Chute

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.

Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!

by Hunter Negger February 03, 2009

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.

Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page

by Jaff H. July 07, 2009

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 29, 2025

hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 09, 2011

the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1

Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.

by Currently fucking a man October 24, 2024

clinky clogs

A horse.

Giddy up, old clinky clogs!

by higstudios January 20, 2025