A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.
by KEY WEST CHICK April 2, 2019
Get the CHIA CHESTmug. by Mtg187 March 10, 2017
Get the Chest burgermug. Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017
Get the treasure chestmug. "Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:
"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
Get the Chest Rubbedmug. The action you take when a girl pisses you off or tries to get in your face. Similar to going chest to chest when a guy gets in your grill, but it is not a guy, and they have tits.
by Dane Slights April 13, 2011
Get the Chest to titsmug. by chuff January 12, 2005
Get the chest hairmug.